Barquis's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Lock Show Episode 1]

Wow, that was really good!

I especially liked the Turd/Strawberry Clock call.
And, was that Pube Muppet as the second caller?
And Mr. Artist as the 3rd?

Robot-Lock responds:

No the second caller was just a pervert XD
Thanks anyway.

[Tiger_Chick's Secret]

Wow, StrangeClock, you took that pretty well.

"By god! it's a cyborg mutation built of a lawnmower engine, a cloned human brain and fat cells." "correct. I was created by the government to write long winded reviews for movies that took half that time to make."
"I must put an end to this abomination of science."
Keep up the good work, man!

[Mission Stick-possible]

Quite Funny, a good parody

I just remember watching this long ( well, not So long ago) and I didn't review it
Funny, violent, and stick figures. Heh. Made my day!

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 2]

Whoa!

The Marriot oughtta have some very angry relatives soon...
And lawsuits...
Heck, they're probably gonna sue their security system provider soon.

[Why We Shouldn't Litter]

LOL! That was hilarious- and the Clinton Knockoff-

Classic.
What can I say? this is so funny I got my dad to watch it and he died laughing!

[Just Kill It (Nike Spoof)]

Ha hahahahhahahahahahahahaha!--ehem.

That was the best Nike spoof in teh world!

[Madness Redeemer]

The music made it even better

Some people thought the music was annoying, but I thought it was funny, and therefore perfect for the "Sheriff Hunt"

[-=Stick Wars Episode I=-]

This is the best stick figure/Star Wars parody

Lol that wasn't hard to say. But still, this is funny and the lighter side of Star Wars, so-anyway---well, I've gone and lost my train of thought! Anyway Great Job.